December 29, 200817 yr comment_55392 Here's my not-so-serious attempt at making a draft board for the Bears that would have a list of great names for all fans. To be honest, I wouldn't be terribly upset with this draft. 1st - Colt McCoy, QB, Tex - I have never heard a name sound more like a quarterback name 2nd - Phil Loadholt, OT, OU - Just admit it...he has a cool name. 3rd - Fenuki Tupou, OG, Oregon - It's about time the Bears brought in an Islander. 3rd - Javorskie Lane, FB, Tex A&M - Javorskie is cool on it's on, and sounds like a Bear player's name. But the last name of Lane as a FB is like having Dunk as a basketball player's last name. 4th - Stryker Sulak, DE-OLB, Miss - How do you not like a DE/LB named Stryker!? He immediately takes the spot opposite of Briggs on name alone. 5th - Willie VanDeSteeg, DE, Minnesota - If that doesn't sound like the last name of a porn star, I dont' know what does. 6th - Marko Mitchell, WR, Nevada - I see great potential for hilarious "Marko, Polo" references. 7th - Al Afalava, S, Oregon State - You know Alafalava is really a foreign curse word. Those who just missed the cut Darius Passmore, WR, Marshall - Guess what he wants? Alan-Michael Cash, DT, NCState - Cash money baby! Moise Fokou, OLB, Maryland - Oh yeah?! Fokou you too! Captain Munnerlyn, CB, SC - Honorary Team Captain? Report
December 30, 200817 yr comment_55405 Here's my not-so-serious attempt at making a draft board for the Bears that would have a list of great names for all fans. To be honest, I wouldn't be terribly upset with this draft. 1st - Colt McCoy, QB, Tex - I have never heard a name sound more like a quarterback name 2nd - Phil Loadholt, OT, OU - Just admit it...he has a cool name. 3rd - Fenuki Tupou, OG, Oregon - It's about time the Bears brought in an Islander. 3rd - Javorskie Lane, FB, Tex A&M - Javorskie is cool on it's on, and sounds like a Bear player's name. But the last name of Lane as a FB is like having Dunk as a basketball player's last name. 4th - Stryker Sulak, DE-OLB, Miss - How do you not like a DE/LB named Stryker!? He immediately takes the spot opposite of Briggs on name alone. 5th - Willie VanDeSteeg, DE, Minnesota - If that doesn't sound like the last name of a porn star, I dont' know what does. 6th - Marko Mitchell, WR, Nevada - I see great potential for hilarious "Marko, Polo" references. 7th - Al Afalava, S, Oregon State - You know Alafalava is really a foreign curse word. Those who just missed the cut Darius Passmore, WR, Marshall - Guess what he wants? Alan-Michael Cash, DT, NCState - Cash money baby! Moise Fokou, OLB, Maryland - Oh yeah?! Fokou you too! Captain Munnerlyn, CB, SC - Honorary Team Captain? Decent, but I miss Duke Robinson on that list. You can't ignore the Duke! Report
December 30, 200817 yr comment_55469 ...and Laurinaitis! Decent, but I miss Duke Robinson on that list. You can't ignore the Duke! Report
December 30, 200817 yr comment_55483 What about Ziggy Hood, DT, Missouri? Potential 2nd or 3rd rounder. Report
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