In addition to the recent Cutler story

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...ource=a-section

 

The onion seems to always be following the Bears. Anyhow, if you haven't read those below, they are pretty hilarious. Especially the new "look-like-shit" offense. The humor lies in its truth.

 

 

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...l_new_look_like

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...nning_back_cant

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...rex_grossman_to

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...her_out_four_to

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief..._grossman_i_was

In addition to the recent Cutler story

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...ource=a-section

 

The onion seems to always be following the Bears. Anyhow, if you haven't read those below, they are pretty hilarious. Especially the new "look-like-shit" offense. The humor lies in its truth.

 

 

My lord, you think that was funny?? Personally I thought it was lame, stupid, and uninformed.

 

1st, Angelo will pick up targets for Cutler that are not currently on the roster.

 

2nd, it fails to mention targets for Cutler like Forte, Olsen, & Clark.

 

I still think Bennet will show up fine this year.

 

Very very lame IMO.

My lord, you think that was funny?? Personally I thought it was lame, stupid, and uninformed.

 

1st, Angelo will pick up targets for Cutler that are not currently on the roster.

 

2nd, it fails to mention targets for Cutler like Forte, Olsen, & Clark.

 

I still think Bennet will show up fine this year.

 

Very very lame IMO.

I didnt fall out of my chair laughing, but did find it humorous.

Sorry Pix, that was funny! Keep it in context, the Onion is what it is!

 

My lord, you think that was funny?? Personally I thought it was lame, stupid, and uninformed.

 

1st, Angelo will pick up targets for Cutler that are not currently on the roster.

 

2nd, it fails to mention targets for Cutler like Forte, Olsen, & Clark.

 

I still think Bennet will show up fine this year.

 

Very very lame IMO.

I haven't seen any of the Onion stuff since I think they take the humor further than my tastes, but here's the latest BANG vid and it happens to cover the Cutler trade.

 

http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/delivery.htm

 

The accents are off, and they spend alot of effort setting up the fact that Chicagoians don't know what a QB looks like, but it's pretty funny. Especially the McDaniels bit.

"Analysts say that, while the move is somewhat unorthodox, Chicago was prudent in passing on veteran free agents Amani Toomer and Joe Jurevicius in favor of offering the tire swing a 3-year, $2.4 million contract."

 

This sentence made the whole article. Hilarious.

My lord, you think that was funny?? Personally I thought it was lame, stupid, and uninformed.

 

1st, Angelo will pick up targets for Cutler that are not currently on the roster.

 

2nd, it fails to mention targets for Cutler like Forte, Olsen, & Clark.

 

I still think Bennet will show up fine this year.

 

Very very lame IMO.

 

Have you ever seen the Onion? It's a fake humorous newspaper...the point of it is to be lame, stupid, and uninformed.

Thanks for the post LT2_3! Great stuff!!!

 

I haven't seen any of the Onion stuff since I think they take the humor further than my tastes, but here's the latest BANG vid and it happens to cover the Cutler trade.

 

http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/delivery.htm

 

The accents are off, and they spend alot of effort setting up the fact that Chicagoians don't know what a QB looks like, but it's pretty funny. Especially the McDaniels bit.

My lord, you think that was funny?? Personally I thought it was lame, stupid, and uninformed.

 

1st, Angelo will pick up targets for Cutler that are not currently on the roster.

 

2nd, it fails to mention targets for Cutler like Forte, Olsen, & Clark.

 

I still think Bennet will show up fine this year.

 

Very very lame IMO.