nfoligno Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Just realized that tonight, I made the 53 man roster. Now I have two questions. First, where is my money. If I do not get my guaranteed check in the mail, I will have no alternative other than to hire Rosenarce to represent me. Second, just curious, as it got me wondering, what post numbers equal vaiours levels. After 53 man roster, do you have starter? Then pro bowl? League MVP? Hall of fame? Just curious? Unless Crackerdog returns, I doubt I can make the next level, at least not this month , but I am curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balta1701-A Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Right now, here's the list. Hopefully no one wanted this kept secret for any reason. College Graduate 25 Unsigned free agent 50 Camp invitee 100 Practice Squad 250 53 man roster 500 Special Teamer 1000 Key back up 2000 Platoon starter 5000 Starter 7500 Pro Bowler 10000 MVP 15000 Hall of Famer 20000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfoligno Posted March 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Holy SHIT. In 3 or so months, I only have made the 53 man roster. At that rate, I guess I will be special teams by camp, and a key backup by the end of the year, but not even a platoon starter for another year or two. Likely not a legit starter until 2010 and not a pro bowler until 2011 or so. I don't think so. Now you have done it. I am calling crackerdog, and will be blasting this board w/ fights (I mean threads) 500 posts per. I WILL be a platoon starter by the end of the year, and a legit starter by this time next draft. I hope to be in the Hall of Fame by no later than 2010. In fact, like Chad Johnson, I think I will buy an ugly sports coat, and put on the back, "HOF 2010". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flea Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 hmmmm Unsigned free agent but the signig period isn't over yet NFO can i clean your boots?? anything to help the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brletich Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 hmmmm Unsigned free agent but the signig period isn't over yet NFO can i clean your boots?? anything to help the team My Lord Flea don't encourage him, his head is big enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChileBear Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 My Lord Flea don't encourage him, his head is big enough! Ahmen to that brletich!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clenched_CLAW Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Let flea have his fun. My Lord Flea don't encourage him, his head is big enough! There is no danger of further inflation at this point. His head is contained within the volume of the known universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Man, do we have low standards! Just realized that tonight, I made the 53 man roster. Now I have two questions. First, where is my money. If I do not get my guaranteed check in the mail, I will have no alternative other than to hire Rosenarce to represent me. Second, just curious, as it got me wondering, what post numbers equal vaiours levels. After 53 man roster, do you have starter? Then pro bowl? League MVP? Hall of fame? Just curious? Unless Crackerdog returns, I doubt I can make the next level, at least not this month , but I am curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brletich Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Let flea have his fun. There is no danger of further inflation at this point. His head is contained within the volume of the known universe. I'm afraid of a quantum explosion that will rip the very fabric of time and space if his head gets any bigger...That might sound like a party, but it isn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ...dogs and cats living together. The whole wrath of God thing... I'm afraid of a quantum explosion that will rip the very fabric of time and space if his head gets any bigger...That might sound like a party, but it isn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clenched_CLAW Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Well Played, Sirs! ...dogs and cats living together. The whole wrath of God thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Any chance we can put those benchmarks to a vote? Some seem just impossible to reach! ...and with the odds of an odd computer clitch killing off records at some point, maybe we do lower our standards a bit! I like everything up to key back -up... I then think Platoon Starter 3500 Starter 5000 MVP 7500 HOF 10000 Right now, here's the list. Hopefully no one wanted this kept secret for any reason. College Graduate 25 Unsigned free agent 50 Camp invitee 100 Practice Squad 250 53 man roster 500 Special Teamer 1000 Key back up 2000 Platoon starter 5000 Starter 7500 Pro Bowler 10000 MVP 15000 Hall of Famer 20000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBearSox Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Member # 34 is the only thing that matters to me.... Sweetness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Member # 34 is the only thing that matters to me.... Sweetness Lucky man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo3451 Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Any chance we can put those benchmarks to a vote? Some seem just impossible to reach! ...and with the odds of an odd computer clitch killing off records at some point, maybe we do lower our standards a bit! I like everything up to key back -up... I then think Platoon Starter 3500 Starter 5000 MVP 7500 HOF 10000 My God man! Have you lost your mind? He'll now have a purpose in life. Please do not awaken the fingers of fury!!! NFO - keep on posting bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balta1701-A Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Any chance we can put those benchmarks to a vote? Some seem just impossible to reach! ...and with the odds of an odd computer clitch killing off records at some point, maybe we do lower our standards a bit! I like everything up to key back -up... I then think Platoon Starter 3500 Starter 5000 MVP 7500 HOF 10000 They may seem impossible now. But as a person with 25000+ posts over at the Soxtalk mother ship in less than 3 years, I can testify to you it's only a matter of time. And if we could actually get a few people to stumble in to other forums for some NBA chat or politics chat or something like that, it would close in even faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlithuanian Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Good deal. Let it ride! They may seem impossible now. But as a person with 25000+ posts over at the Soxtalk mother ship in less than 3 years, I can testify to you it's only a matter of time. And if we could actually get a few people to stumble in to other forums for some NBA chat or politics chat or something like that, it would close in even faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfoligno Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Damn, this is what I get for taking a freaking day off? And hey, I do not have a big head. It just seems that way because I am always right damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'TD' Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Oh geez, NFO is on the roster. 6 years of him getting named the starter without competition, before we consider moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfoligno Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Just call me Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I'll be Benson then. I'm not going to be putting in nearly the effort, and my posts won't be nearly as substantial as nfo's, but I still think I should be a starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoBear Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Let flea have his fun. There is no danger of further inflation at this point. His head is contained within the volume of the known universe. Yea, but his head could explode, I'd hate to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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