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Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But freak that. Dumpoff passes are for douches. I'm freakin Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

 

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? freak that. That's lame. Button hook? Lame. Flare out? Lame. Screen pass? Dane Cook lame. This is freakin football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

 

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She freakin wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

 

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt freakin great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the freakin eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

 

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am freakin out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I freak. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

 

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

 

 

 

 

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Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But freak that. Dumpoff passes are for douches. I'm freakin Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

 

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? freak that. That's lame. Button hook? Lame. Flare out? Lame. Screen pass? Dane Cook lame. This is freakin football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

 

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She freakin wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

 

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt freakin great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the freakin eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

 

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am freakin out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I freak. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

 

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

 

Hilarious.

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Little off topic but do you guys think Garrett will get that interim tag lifted or will the Cowboys find a new coach next season? They've been 4-2 since he took over, without Romo.

Depends on a couple things.

 

First...would Bill Cowher want to coach there?

Second, does Jeff Fisher get fired?

 

If neither of those happen, I think he keeps the job.

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Just looked at the numbers, wow! Welcome back shrimpo

 

Little off topic but do you guys think Garrett will get that interim tag lifted or will the Cowboys find a new coach next season? They've been 4-2 since he took over, without Romo.

Just an FYI - He is the same listed height as Drew Brees.

 

Peace :dabears

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