CrackerDog

Isn't he coaching you at the Special Olympics?

That's it man. You and I are gunna fight.

I'd agree, maybe, if it were May. Being that it's August, I sure hope we're not scrambling for a backup QB at this point. And if we are, I hope it's a veteran.

The next time you say something intelligent will be a first for you.

Nice "I know you are but what am I" response.

Williams may hit IR if the other thread is accurate.

Delusions are a wonderful thing.

We need backup LB's. He started a game for us. He therefore was more than just the specialist you claimed. He started a few games for Miami as well, I believe. That was the point. Hester may be growing into being more. I love the kid regardless of his role as a WR. End of discussion on this. Yes. Because of his paycheck. And you've been proven wrong again. He's cheap. He ain't going anywhere. Keep your cotton-pickin' hands off AP or you'll get your butt virtually kicked around these parts. You've been warned.

Sounds a lot like the olden days... We may not win every game but if we're kicking major ass out there, it'll be fun to watch on Sunday.

There may be those looking at the give and take between Nfoligno and me thinking we hate each other. I suggest you read between the lines. Obviously Nfoligno is dumb as a box of rocks, but I think he and I both agree on one thing... We're just having fun. We'll need a sense of humor this season fellas. Let's always remember this is a sport, something we enjoy, something we really care about... But it ain't life. No matter what happens this year, let's try to keep it fun on this site.

He started a game for us at LB in 2006. Was it really far fewer snaps? Hell man, I'm trying to block out last year from my memories! I'd never cut a pure WR at this point if that WR looked to have potential to be a starter. We don't have that luxury either. Hester is just a hope at this point. And I'm with everyone else in hoping he's great. But again, see the next point... Of course. The next Tony Romo. Oh man, now you've done it. You just touched the third rail of being an internet Bears fan! You just cut down AP's status. He's the sacred cow of internet Bears fans everywhere. Except for Hanie, of course.

Most of Nfoligno's posts have that affect.

No way in hell we let Hanie go to take on this stiff Beck. Hanie's the next Tony Romo!!!!

LOL! OK Chief. BTW, I never said I didn't want him on the roster. I just said he hasn't proven he belongs there with this one performance against guys who'll be flipping burgers in a few weekends. But OK man, I defer to your great football knowledge and ability to spell "threw". He's the next Tony Romo!

1.) The "student" just said Ayanbadejo wasn't part of any defensive package. Obviously he was known for his role on ST but he was also a backup LB and actually had a start for the Bears. You need backup LB's on a team, no? NEXT! 2.) Saying Hester had 20 catches and that made him more productive than little miss priss Bradley ain't saying much. Didn't Bradley sprain her vaginal wall in the second game of the season? 3.) The staff sought to "expand his role" last year but the guy isn't smart enough to be a WR. So they say. Unless his extra money made him smarter, I still don't know how this will turn out. He's got all the physical gifts he needs. We'll see about the rest. 4.) There's a certain logic in saying any WR on this team is a waste of a roster spot given our QB cluster. 5.) I agree on AP. If he plays much RB for us this season, something went VERY wrong.

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Apples and oranges. We have to keep Hester, regardless. I'm not question it at all. I'm simply saying that we're also reserving a spot most teams don't for a specialist most don't carry. It eats up a spot. If he performs as well as our #5 WR, it doesn't. Once again, why I used the word "maybe". Get it now? Jesus... Can someone else take on the role of educating Nfoligno? I'm tired. (first time I've ever used a smiley face and thought it added something)

The question mark he supplied added a lot of value. Dummy.

Speaking of tools, what's the latest on Mike North? I hope the guy never works in Chicago again. Unless he's making hotdogs.

I'm not convinced yet he has what it takes to be a WR. Maybe he will, hence why I said maybe. So, we're using a spot for basically a ST specialist. Of course he provides value! Hell, he's the MVP of this team right now. I love him. But most teams don't have the luxury of having a return specialist and then can also carry a guy who belongs on IR.

Oh, we've seen our share of franchise saviors playing in the second halves of preseason games before... This won't be the last time, either. True. Although we may also be considering adding a vet from somewhere too. Our GM isn't incompetent. Probably doesn't help we're already eating one for Hester... Maybe.

The feeling is mutual. Hey, at least I'm not ignorant about using a tool provided on the web site to make communication more clear. Although, let's be honest, your incoherent babble probably couldn't be salvaged, regardless. Perhaps a "Dumb to English" dictionary would help...

LOL Unfortunately, the sky may indeed be falling.

I've been a Bears fan since the early 70's and I don't recall us ever running it effectively. Maybe we had a few successful ones during the Ditka era with Payton at RB. Our O Line then was capable. I agree with much of what NFO said. It's about selling it, having the touch and players to be able to produce. Also, I think the modern era makes success on this play even less likely because the LB's are so damn fast. I recall the Cowboys with Dorsett and the Packers with Levens ran it well. That's a 30 year time frame and I can only call out two teams known for it. I'm talking about the RB screen now. The WR screen is a different animal and we ran it all the time with Shoop as OC. Generally it was good for 1 yard and a cloud of dust. Again, not many teams have been effective with it either. It can be but you basically just hope the WR can break the first tackle and get into the secondary. It takes a WR with both speed and durability. Not a lot of guys out there fitting that bill.

You should've stopped there. Not out of the question? Hell yes, it is. If he doesn't do a THING between now and the start of the year, his wonderful half of football against the third string of the mighty Chiefs will be long forgotten. Most NFL execs would say we have too many preseason games and the players are unnecessarily exposed to injury. They put guys like him out there in the second half of joke games like this for a reason. And our being "QB starved" is no excuse for acting like we know dog shit about football. It's embarrassing. LOL. Yeah, they did. And since then what exactly has changed? And here I don't disagree and never did. The kid looks good. I like him. But when some here say "I'll turn in my Bears fan badge if they don't protect this kid" it makes me sick. I know there are reasons to get emotional about this team but please...