I seen this and some is okay some I wont do.
What do you think? I give the guy credit its an Adam like effort to do this.
That's right Bears fans, Fatstradomous is ready to kick some information on you thats guaranteed to be heavy...Its time once again to look into my crystal Let's what we got...
FFW to January 8, 2024 JF1 plays well enuff to knock the Bears out of the Quarterback draft slots in the 1st Round. Bears finish with a 7-10 record which gives them the 7th overall pick. Carolina finishes with enuff wins to give the Bears their #4 overall pick.
Still, (2) picks in the Top 10 of the 2024 NFL but not high enough to select Caleb Williams or Drake Maye.
Poles can't trade up because Minnesota & Denver both need Franchise QBs and are not willing to move down. Now Poles is stuck with Fields. If he can't get one of the Top (2) QBs in the draft, he does the next best thing and FINALLY surrounds Fields with the help he needs.
Kevin Warren is NOT happy. He sits down & has a meeting with Poles and let's him know that he has to fire his buddy Everlose & friends. Warren tells him, "No Playoffs, not winning enough games, the fan base is restless, they're bad for business & its effecting our leverage with stadium negotiations its impacting our bottom line, either THEY go or you ALL go!!!"
Poles gets the message and gives Everlose and his pal Getsy the boot and changes the access codes on the door on they way out. Then he immediately starts his search for the Bears next Headcoach. His first choice is Lions OC Ben Johnson but, Dan Campbell promotes him to Assistant Headcoach so they won't lose him to their Conference rivals. So he's off the list. His next option is Eric Bienemy. Like his 16 others, the interview with Eric doesn't go so well but he's an option just in case. Poles has a talk with George Mccaskey and gets his blessing to call Jim Harbaugh Coach of the University of Michigan. George tells Poles about the story of his Grandfather writing the letter to Ditka asking him to consider coming back to the organization to be the Bears Headcoach. Well Poles is encouraged and inspired so he makes the call to Jim.
Poles knows he needs an Offensive minded HC who had success in the league who brings credibility to the table that the players will respect & believe in. Not coaches learning for the first time on the job. Someone who has developed an offense and had success with QBs in the league that can get the most out of Justin Fields. Since Ben is off the table, the only 2 candidates left are either, Jim & Eric with Jim as Option 1.
Jim comes in at 60 years old with a winning resume, winning formula, a former Bear (just like Coach Ditka), he's gone to the Superbowl & finished Top 5 in the National standings multiple years at Michigan, a former starting QB in the NFL, schemed and developed offenses, loves to run the ball, actually knows how to call plays to throw to the TEs, & likes his teams to play tough defense. PLUS + he took an athletic mobile QB in Colin Kapernick used his skills and abilities to get them all the way to a Superbowl so he knows how to use a running QB like Justin Fields. He all the boxes
Jim has the complete historical identity which embodies Chicago Bears football, Bear fans will Love this hire....
Before he agrees to take the job, Jim requests 2 things from Poles...total autonomy of the 53 man roster/staff + Jim wants to be invited to the meetings and have a say in helping pick the players on Draft day. Poles is not opposed to those request and he's not insecure because he already has Ian Cunningham assisting him as well so he agrees to Jims request. The 2 men shake hands and Jim becomes the new Headcoach of our Chicago Bears. Call the media foe the Press Conference
Jim quickly gets to work. He comes in and is NO Non-sense. He hires his staff which includes bringing Vic Fangio back to Chicago. He's able to steal him away from Miami & that 3 year deal he recently signed by hiring him as his Assistant Headcoach. But he'll wear duel hats and be the DC as well. The 2 are very close friends and worked in San Francisco together. He works with Poles to clean house of the lazy players who can't win one-on-one's currently on the roster.
Players like:
Lucas Patrick- GONE
Cody Whitehair old ass - GONE
Justin Jones - Outta there
Chase Claypool- See yah
You get the picture
Poles has $98M in Salary Cap space #2 in the NFL so he & Jim collaborate to start looking for available UFAs that Jim wants to run his offense & defense
#1 on the list:
* DE Chase Young (Washington)
- Young will be the only top UFA DE that will be available. The rest will either be Franchise Tagged or Re-signed but since the Commanders have 2 (Montez Sweat) they gotta choose 1 or the other and Young has been injured the past couple of years plus his sack stats are not near Sweats. But since he's 21 yrs old Bears will pay him $15Ms/yr on potential alone plus Harbaugh believes in him since he had to face him every year at Michigan. He can anchor the Defensive Line.
* The Next UFA that Jim Harbaugh wants is LG Ezra Cleveland from the Minnesota Vikings. He watches the tape and sees the problem with Justin is that he doesn't have a clean pocket on every snap. He replaces an aging Cody Whitehair with a young 25 year old Veteran stud in Cleveland who's been keeping Kurt Cousins clean the past couple of years. Poles gives him $12Ms/yr.
* They keep building the trenches with the signing of DT Javon Kinlaw from the 49ers to add veteran presence & depth on that line to rotate with the young guys Dexter & Pickens. They pay Kinlaw $9M/yr
* Poles turns his attention back to the offense and re-signs Darnell Mooney to a team friendly deal for $12Ms/yr. Mooney had (1) 1000 year season BUT he's been injured as well so he agrees to a descent deal. Chase Claypool on the other hand is greedy and delusional, he wants way more money but his stats and play won't justify it so Poles let's him walk.
* CB Jaylon Johnson receives the Franchise Tag and the $19M contract for the year.
Re-Cap 2024 UFA:
* DE Chase Young (Commanders)$15Ms
* LG Ezra Cleveland (Vikings) $12Ms
* DT Javon Kinlaw (49ers) $9Ms
* WR Darnell Mooney (BEARS) $12Ms
* CB Jaylon Johnson (BEARS) $19Ms - FRANCHISE TAG
GRAND TOTAL $67Ms on top UFAs
Now on to the Draft...Bears will have #4 & #7 overall
2024 NFL DRAFT will go as such:
1. QB Caleb Williams- Broncos
2. QB Drake Maye - Vikings
3. WR Marvin Harrison Jr - Raiders
4. LT Olu Fashanu - BEARS
5. DE Jared Verse - LA Chargers
6. LT Joe Alt - Titans
7. DE Dallas Turner- BEARS
BEARS 2024 DRAFT:
R1a - LT Olu Fashanu (PSU)
R1b - EDGE Dallas Turner (BAMA)
R2 - WR Rome Odunze (Washington)
R3 - C Sedrick Van Pran (Georgia)
R4a - DT T'Vondre Sweat (Texas)
R4b - FS Rod Moore (Michigan)
R5 - QB JJ McCarthy (Michigan)
2024 Offensive Starters:
QB1 - JF1 (HIM)
QB2 - McCarthy R5
RB1 - Roshon Johnson
RB2 - Khalil Herbert
FB - Khari Blasingame
TE - Cole Kmet
LT - Olu Fashanu R1a
LG - Ezra Cleveland UFA (Vikings)
C - Sedrick Van Pran R3
RG - Tevan Jenkins
RT - Darnell Wright
WR1 - DJ Moore
WR2 - Rome Odunze R2
WR3 Slot - Darnell Mooney
WR4 - Tyler Scott
WR5 - Velus Jones
WR6 - UFA (1-yr deal)
2024 Defensive Starters:
LE - Chase Young UFA (Washington)
DT - Zaach Pickens
DT - Gervon Dexter
EDGE - Dallas Turner R1b
WLB - TJ Edwards
MLB - Tremaine Edmunds
SLB - Noah Sewell
LCB - Jaylon Johnson
SS - Jaquan Brisker
FS - Eddie Jackson
RCB - Tyrique Stevenson
NCB - Kyler Gordon
2024 Bears Take the North become Division Champs, go to the Playoffs but lose in the 2nd Round to Jims Ex team San Francisco.
2025 Super Bears Superbowl CHAMPS
May 2026 - Virginia, George, Kevin, Ryan, Jim, & Justin all wearing hard hats at the press conference in Arlington Heights with shovels in dirt at the ground breaking ceremony foe the new Bears Village megaplex and stadium.
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